psl/meme catch-all (2025)

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>:3c gonna take him straight from canon hehe...

[abandonhumanity]

[Eren's cold expression really does him no favors - makes him look too old, ugly in that way that miserable people are. This guy doesn't necessarily look any more pleasant, but Eren doesn't mind that.]

I've never taken a vacation. I assume an erotic one just means one with a lot of sex.

[Who can argue against that, really?]

It doesn't sound unpleasant.

<3

[laserhawk]

I wouldn't mind it. But I'm partial to sex anyway.

[ one of the few times he feels the most comfortable as himself. ]

You'd be down for that?

[abandonhumanity]

[One eyebrow raises.]

You're asking if I want to have sex? Or if I want to go on vacation?

[laserhawk]

Both. You said it wouldn't be unpleasant, but would you really do it?

[abandonhumanity]

Sex, yes.

I haven't particularly had time for a vacation. It doesn't really sound like my type of thing.

[laserhawk]

What is your type of thing then?

[abandonhumanity]

I don't do very well with rest, and I don't like having a lot of free time. I prefer working.

[laserhawk]

Don't like being alone with yourself?

[abandonhumanity]

[Oh. Funny. He's trying to look through...]

I get bored.

[laserhawk]

Pretty sure that's an easy fix, isn't it?

[ says man who has never had a chance at being bored. ]

[abandonhumanity]

Sure.

[He repeats himself:]

I prefer working.

[Aren't they supposed to be asking each other questions, anyway? Eren flips the next one over.]

A dirty secret of yours.

[laserhawk]

[ a dirty secret? dolph blinks as he parses that. ]

Not sure I have any. Not sure I have secrets in general.

sorry for my slowness timmitas

[abandonhumanity]

Neither of us are very suited to these questions.

[He has plenty of secrets, but none of them--

[Well, perhaps one.]

There's a particular subordinate I used to fuck on occasion. I don't usually advertise that information.

all good pancitas <3

[laserhawk]

Subordinate?

What do you do? Not sex wise, job wise.

[abandonhumanity]

A high-ranking official in my nation's military.

[Scandalous, no? He's only sort of lying.]

Don't mind me concealing my specific rank, considering the conversation.

[laserhawk]

[ dolph waves this off. he could care less. ]

You care about them?

[abandonhumanity]

The subordinate?

[Eh. He wants to say no; probably could, and wouldn't really be lying...]

He's one of my comrades. I care about my people.

[laserhawk]

That's rare. In an army.

[abandonhumanity]

You speak from experience?

[The armor on his face might have been a clue.]

[laserhawk]

[ dolph hesitates, reluctant. ]

Some. I was a child soldier. Rank was Captain.

[abandonhumanity]

Mm. [Eren gives one slow nod.]

I joined the military when I was a child too. Most people do.

[laserhawk]

Not at four. I hope.

It shouldn't be that way.

[abandonhumanity]

[Four. Even Eren recognizes it's grim. He gives Dolph's final statement the moment of weighted quiet it deserves, then nods.]

You're right about that.

It is that way, though. Four is young where I grew up, but across the sea, I've heard talk of children joining as early as six.

War is waged on the backs of children. It's an ugly truth.

[Weren't they just talking about sex?]

[laserhawk]

[ he nods. ]

Still. It shouldn't be that way.

[ ugly, truthful, whatever word people want to give. it shouldn't exist. ]

[abandonhumanity]

Maybe not.

Then again, maybe it has to be that way.