psl/meme catch-all (2025)

[pantheraliam]

muses

code

aot art•omori art•bsd art

Comments

[wintolive]

[. . .]

Have you considered not acting the way you act?

[dresscode]

[ He does at least have enough shame to un-brighten at that. ]

A person with my sort of personality can't act any other way... This is my fate, Jaeger-kun...

[wintolive]

[He's sure that's probably true. And he sighs - yes, actually sighs.]

Couldn't you at least fight back?

sigh. guy who is fundamentally the opposite of eren

[dresscode]

[ Ah?

Do those words actually provoke a reaction to draw out...

Serious-Aki? ]

Fight back?

[ He shakes his head. ]

I'm a teacher who guides youkai. Even if you think I'm bad at my job... I don't fight against them. Isn't it better to resolve things peacefully?

[wintolive]

It's your own students trying to kill you? I don't get it.

You're telling me you just talk them out of it every single time?

[What the hell kind of world does this guy live in?]

[dresscode]

[ Haruaki laughs, rubs at his head. ]

Usually it's my students... sometimes it's my fellow teachers, or other youkai I know, or other youkai I don't know, but...

[ Oh, his smile is like the sun, isn't it? ]

No matter what, I won't harm anyone.

[wintolive]

How are you still alive?

[The question is genuine, quiet in that way that Eren's been getting lately.]

[dresscode]

[ Well, he's the protagonist of a gag manga, so– ]

I guess I'm just Lucky-Aki!

[ It really is like he forgot their whole altercation ever happened. He brushes off his rumpled shirt and tie and finger-combs his hair back into place as he speaks. ]

Anyway, thank you for not beating me up! You have a threatening aura, but you're a nice kid... not a delinquent, maybe just one of those stoic cool guy types... ah, I bet you're so popular!

[wintolive]

[It's like every time he opens his mouth he makes less sense. Eren wants to glare, but he's still so caught off guard by the whole thing. It creates a weird expression.]

I'm not nice.

[He's really not.]

I'm not a kid either.

[Sounds like something a kid would say.]

[dresscode]

Eh? Are you secretly hundreds of years old?

[ Wouldn't be the first one he's met! ]

[wintolive]

No. [Not annoyed so much as exasperated.]

I'm almost seventeen, but that isn't my point. I haven't been a kid in a long time now.

[dresscode]

Ahh, I see, I see...

[ Suddenly, he's affecting the attitude of someone much wiser than he really is. ]

I know exactly what you need, Jaeger-kun!

god...

[wintolive]

[Suddenly, he's affecting the attitude of someone who's just as exhausted as he feels. He didn't say he needed anything.]

What that?

[dresscode]

You haven't had the experiences someone your age should have! Like going to high school! And wearing a uniform!

[ He throws his arms open wide!! ]

You should attend my school!!!

[ Disregard the fact that Eren isn't a youkai. They'll make it work. ]

[wintolive]

[A surprise to no one, Eren looks unimpressed. More so than that:]

I've been wearing uniforms my entire life.

[dresscode]

Not sailor uniforms, though...

[ He's imagining it... ]

[wintolive]

[He can tell.]

Are you...picturing me? [He sounds a lot more baffled than offended, but what the hell? He doesn't want this loser thinking about him like that.

[(And he's only thinking of sailor uniforms insofar as they're worn in the actual military...)]

[dresscode]

Maaaaybe~

[ His cowlick is taking on a heart shape... ]

jesus christ I forgot about this

[wintolive]

[Eren has gotten a lot better at controlling his temper over the past year or so.

[Anyway. He grabs Haruaki by his collar again.]

Well, cut it out, jack ass.

[dresscode]

[ AH! HE'S GRABBED!

He goes limp dead weight immediately. ]

Waaaaaah! Don't kill me, don't kill me! I'll stop thinking about how dashing you would look in a winter sailor uniform!!

[wintolive]

[Bro, at least struggle.]

What is it with you and sailors?

[dresscode]

[ No can do! But he does pop his head up from that limp dead fish hold, expression suddenly bright again. He gets to Explain! ]

Not sailors! Sailor uniforms. They're school uniforms where I come from. Do you want me to show you?

this is such a stupid tag I hate you

[wintolive]

[What?]

Show me how? You have one with you?

[Is it under the outfit he's already wearing?]

you love me and you also love this

[dresscode]

In a way, yes!

[ And then, without Eren setting him down, Haruaki reaches behind his back to pull out his illustrated encyclopedia of sailor uniforms!

Where did it come from? Yes ♥ ]

Let me show you, let me show you!

it's true

[wintolive]

[A...book?

[Eren sets Haruaki down, if only because he's so distracted by the way that item was simply conjured. The cover is, indeed, covered with pictures of various uniforms. Eren wonders if he might be dreaming, but his dreams are usually far more...unpleasant.]

Okay.

[He sounds dazed.]

Fine.