psl/meme catch-all (2025)

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(closed to those plotted with) shippy/smutty questions

[abandonhumanity]

((ooc: found here, kink list here; will default to a fresh from canon version unless u specify laby offshoot or au :3c lmk))

it's laby offshoot because i say it is

[placation]

[ Listen, there were approximately a million (read: 175) cards left over from speed dating. Of course Designated Best Friend Of The Club Owner yoinked them for his own amusement. Welcome to the question game, windmill edition!

Maruki plucks one out. ]

Do you believe in soulmates?

[ ... ]

That one is like the free space on a bingo card. Never mind.

[ They talk about that practically every day.

Next card! ]

Has anyone ever had unrequited feelings for you?

cries finally getting to these!!! jesus!!!

[abandonhumanity]

[Huh. That's actually a pretty good question. Eren has to consider it; doesn't come up with much...]

I'm not sure. If they did, I don't think they ever told me.

[Can you imagine someone confessing romantic feelings for Eren and him not immediately dating them? Even he can't (though, some things have changed, and circumstances will, no doubt, eventually require this).]

HEHEHEH YAY

[placation]

[ Maruki also can't imagine it... Plus, he's pretty sure pre-Visium conscription, the other people around Eren's age in his reality had better things to do than harbor unrequited crushes. ]

That's probably for the best. It can be an awkward experience, to say the least...

stares at the sky as I type this

[abandonhumanity]

Hm?

So, it's happened to you?

[placation]

Eh...

[ He scratches at his jaw, the faint flush of embarrassment rising up in his cheeks. Not because he doesn't want to talk about it with Eren, just for the fact that it happened at all. ]

A couple times... both here and in my true reality. I'm not good at recognizing when someone has feelings for me, especially if I don't think of them that way. So it's more my fault than anything else.

literally this icon exactly

[abandonhumanity]

Oh.

[A quick beat. He takes a casual bite of jerky, which he's had the whole time.]

Yeah. That makes sense.

I don't think it's your fault though. They should have realized you were oblivious and said something sooner.

he's so cute..... stop.....

[placation]

[ ??? Give him jerky? Snack please?? Maruki holds out his hand for a piece. ]

I guess. It's still embarrassing to remember, though. I don't like to hurt people, even accidentally. Hopefully you never find yourself in that position!

[abandonhumanity]

I guess I might one day...

[He hands over the jerky - same piece.]

That's weird to think about, since I'm supposed to be dead.

[Eh...

[He doesn't really want to get into all that right now. He lazily flips a card over.]

Have you ever had a "friend with benefits"?

[placation]

[ A heavy beat, jerky poised halfway to his mouth, and then– ]

I find that friendship is a benefit in and of itself!

[abandonhumanity]

You know exactly what it means.

[placation]

[ He does................... ]

You'll be unsurprised to learn the answer is no. I don't– understand the appeal, I suppose...

[ Spiritually, he is always waiting until marriage. ]

Have you?

it's psl so I'm going with the most cursed headcanon LMAO

[abandonhumanity]

[Eren's face flattens out - not into the cold, hollow shell it does with anyone else. He just looks...dissatisfied.]

I wouldn't have called us friends.

[laserhawk]

[ dolph glances at a card. ]

This one's talking about erotic vacations. Something you're into?

>:3c gonna take him straight from canon hehe...

[abandonhumanity]

[Eren's cold expression really does him no favors - makes him look too old, ugly in that way that miserable people are. This guy doesn't necessarily look any more pleasant, but Eren doesn't mind that.]

I've never taken a vacation. I assume an erotic one just means one with a lot of sex.

[Who can argue against that, really?]

It doesn't sound unpleasant.

<3

[laserhawk]

I wouldn't mind it. But I'm partial to sex anyway.

[ one of the few times he feels the most comfortable as himself. ]

You'd be down for that?

[abandonhumanity]

[One eyebrow raises.]

You're asking if I want to have sex? Or if I want to go on vacation?

[laserhawk]

Both. You said it wouldn't be unpleasant, but would you really do it?

[abandonhumanity]

Sex, yes.

I haven't particularly had time for a vacation. It doesn't really sound like my type of thing.

[laserhawk]

What is your type of thing then?

[abandonhumanity]

I don't do very well with rest, and I don't like having a lot of free time. I prefer working.

[laserhawk]

Don't like being alone with yourself?

[abandonhumanity]

[Oh. Funny. He's trying to look through...]

I get bored.

[laserhawk]

Pretty sure that's an easy fix, isn't it?

[ says man who has never had a chance at being bored. ]

[abandonhumanity]

Sure.

[He repeats himself:]

I prefer working.

[Aren't they supposed to be asking each other questions, anyway? Eren flips the next one over.]

A dirty secret of yours.