psl/meme catch-all (2025)

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I spoke of him and rng willed it so

[wintolive]

[This guy is annoying. Eren crouches down and grabs him by his collar, pulling him up so he can look him in the eye.]

We're just having a conversation, so why are you hiding under that table like I'm going to hurt you? If I wanted to kick your ass, you'd already be a bloody heap on the ground.

[Is this helping?]

[dresscode]

[ Haruaki's soul begins wafting away from his body. ]

He's worse than a delinquent... I'm gonna diiiiieeeee.......

this is going so badly LMAO

[wintolive]

[What? Is happening? Titan steam? He's not even hurt...]

What's wrong with you? Stand up and quit blubbering.

I'm not going to kill you.

what are you talking about this is going great

[dresscode]

[ The cheer squad in Haruaki's heart is doing its best to rally and give him strength, but this kid is just so intimidating...!!!! ]

That's what the sadists always say before they try to kill me! Please, let me go! I have so much to live for!

[ Citation needed.

Also, all 188cm of him is now wriggling wildly in Eren's grasp like a fish caught on a hook. ]

[wintolive]

[Eren drops him. He's not going to wrestle a fully grown man. Haruaki is clearly terrified of him. It's not like he's a threat.]

How often do people try to kill you? Answer honestly.

[dresscode]

[ Great news! Haruaki brightens right up as soon as he's dropped, as if the whole thing never happened.

Even better news! He doesn't know how to not answer honestly. ♥ ]

At least once a day! If that doesn't happen, it feels like something is about to go wrong in my life!

[wintolive]

[. . .]

Have you considered not acting the way you act?

[dresscode]

[ He does at least have enough shame to un-brighten at that. ]

A person with my sort of personality can't act any other way... This is my fate, Jaeger-kun...

[wintolive]

[He's sure that's probably true. And he sighs - yes, actually sighs.]

Couldn't you at least fight back?

sigh. guy who is fundamentally the opposite of eren

[dresscode]

[ Ah?

Do those words actually provoke a reaction to draw out...

Serious-Aki? ]

Fight back?

[ He shakes his head. ]

I'm a teacher who guides youkai. Even if you think I'm bad at my job... I don't fight against them. Isn't it better to resolve things peacefully?

[wintolive]

It's your own students trying to kill you? I don't get it.

You're telling me you just talk them out of it every single time?

[What the hell kind of world does this guy live in?]

[dresscode]

[ Haruaki laughs, rubs at his head. ]

Usually it's my students... sometimes it's my fellow teachers, or other youkai I know, or other youkai I don't know, but...

[ Oh, his smile is like the sun, isn't it? ]

No matter what, I won't harm anyone.

[wintolive]

How are you still alive?

[The question is genuine, quiet in that way that Eren's been getting lately.]

[dresscode]

[ Well, he's the protagonist of a gag manga, so– ]

I guess I'm just Lucky-Aki!

[ It really is like he forgot their whole altercation ever happened. He brushes off his rumpled shirt and tie and finger-combs his hair back into place as he speaks. ]

Anyway, thank you for not beating me up! You have a threatening aura, but you're a nice kid... not a delinquent, maybe just one of those stoic cool guy types... ah, I bet you're so popular!

[wintolive]

[It's like every time he opens his mouth he makes less sense. Eren wants to glare, but he's still so caught off guard by the whole thing. It creates a weird expression.]

I'm not nice.

[He's really not.]

I'm not a kid either.

[Sounds like something a kid would say.]

[dresscode]

Eh? Are you secretly hundreds of years old?

[ Wouldn't be the first one he's met! ]

[wintolive]

No. [Not annoyed so much as exasperated.]

I'm almost seventeen, but that isn't my point. I haven't been a kid in a long time now.

[dresscode]

Ahh, I see, I see...

[ Suddenly, he's affecting the attitude of someone much wiser than he really is. ]

I know exactly what you need, Jaeger-kun!

god...

[wintolive]

[Suddenly, he's affecting the attitude of someone who's just as exhausted as he feels. He didn't say he needed anything.]

What that?

[dresscode]

You haven't had the experiences someone your age should have! Like going to high school! And wearing a uniform!

[ He throws his arms open wide!! ]

You should attend my school!!!

[ Disregard the fact that Eren isn't a youkai. They'll make it work. ]

[wintolive]

[A surprise to no one, Eren looks unimpressed. More so than that:]

I've been wearing uniforms my entire life.

[dresscode]

Not sailor uniforms, though...

[ He's imagining it... ]

[wintolive]

[He can tell.]

Are you...picturing me? [He sounds a lot more baffled than offended, but what the hell? He doesn't want this loser thinking about him like that.

[(And he's only thinking of sailor uniforms insofar as they're worn in the actual military...)]

[dresscode]

Maaaaybe~

[ His cowlick is taking on a heart shape... ]

jesus christ I forgot about this

[wintolive]

[Eren has gotten a lot better at controlling his temper over the past year or so.

[Anyway. He grabs Haruaki by his collar again.]

Well, cut it out, jack ass.